omg yes

omg yes

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follow-haha-funny-lol:

What if I told you friendzoning is bullshit because girls are not machines
that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

follow-haha-funny-lol:

What if I told you friendzoning is bullshit because girls are not machines
that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

Tags: matrix

(Source: takemehomezaynn)

Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

this is the story of my life.

(via the-freakette)

(via mai-chan)

songs that make me cry

  • Ordinary People, John Legend
  • Candle in the Wind, Elton John
  • Sometimes You Can’t Make it On Your Own, U2
  • While My Guitar Gently Weeps, George Harrison
  • Warning Sign, Coldplay

st4rr-shipss:

hahahahahaha

st4rr-shipss:

hahahahahaha

If I ever die before my time
signorelli-girl:


Goodbye Norma JeanThough I never knew you at allYou had the grace to hold yourselfWhile those around you crawledThey crawled out of the woodworkAnd they whispered into your brainThey set you on the treadmillAnd they made you change your name
And it seems to me you lived your lifeLike a candle in the windNever knowing who to cling toWhen the rain set inAnd I would have liked to have known youBut I was just a kidYour candle burned out long beforeYour legend ever did
Loneliness was toughThe toughest role you ever playedHollywood created a superstarAnd pain was the price you paidEven when you diedOh the press still hounded youAll the papers had to sayWas that Marilyn was found in the nude
Goodbye Norma JeanFrom the young man in the 22nd rowWho sees you as something as more than sexualMore than just our Marilyn Monroe

If I ever die before my time

signorelli-girl:

Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Marilyn was found in the nude

Goodbye Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something as more than sexual
More than just our Marilyn Monroe

(Source: jeanarthur)

How would Joe Biden know about the president’s big stick?

just-another-teenage-mess:

(Source: yom-echad)